Dan’s keyboard endangered

Dan says:
Good morning fellow wage slave
Curtis – says:
Hup hup, co-peon!
Dan says:
We need a song
Dan says:
Like the seven dwarves, only more dissonant with defeatism
Curtis – says:
The Seven Dwarves, but inspired by Office Space. ^_^
Dan says:
No, inspired by Sartre’s distaste for the human condition
Curtis – says:
Snow White and the Existentialist Dilemma
Dan says:
That needs to be made a comic
Dan says:
I almost spilled coffee all over my fancy schmancy keyboard