We’re gonna need a montage (MONTAGE!)

I won Vice President of Activities for the CSSS. Hooray!

Now it's time to learn how to handle the job of VPA. In a hurry.

It's time for a montage!

A TA that can speak English

Word on the street is, this one was pretty popular.

It’s impossible to get a Crim course..

Old But Delicious (Napkin 1)

You’ll see (Napkins 2)

This isn’t my joke, really. The concept belongs to Dylan (a friend of Andrea’s).

Suicide is bad, foo’.

Curtis Lassam; Running for Vice President of Activities, CSSS

And here is my speech:

public static void main(String[] args)
{
Speech vpaspeech = new Speech();
RandomMontyPythonQuote mpquote = new RandomMontyPythonQuote(HOLY_GRAIL);

vpaspeech.setGenericIntro(mpquote);

vpaspeech.setMainPoint(“More parties.”);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(” Console, Board, & LAN gaming. “);

vpaspeech.setMainPoint(“Friday Movies changed”);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(” Less ‘new & interesting’, more ‘cult classics’”);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(” Start earlier in the day, crappy movies.” );
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(” Then? Much movie-watching.” );

vpaspeech.setMainPoint(” More drinking. Drinking of alcohol.”);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(“Implement Post-CS-Meeting Pub Policy “);

vpaspeech.setFlavor(mpquote);

vpaspeech.setMainPoint(“More support for obscure hobbies!”);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(“Magic tournaments, etc..”);

vpaspeech.setMainPoint(“Get some damn posters.);
vpaspeech.setSupplementalPoint(“Again, cult classics are welcome.”);

vpaspeech.setFlavor(“And remember, my only opponent is running from the Czech Republic!”);

System.out.println(vpaspeech.exportSpeech() );
}

South Park 1, Scientology 0

Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!! – Trey Parker & Matt Stone
here

Yays!

I’m the humour editor now!

.. It seems like way too much power for me to have.

Let’s find out.

The elections have begun!

Yes, it’s time for me to once-again attempt to fit myself into the spot of Humour Editor at The Peak.  I say ‘vote for me’, even though I have no idea who I am running against. (I’m going to check the board on Tuesday, ‘next time I’m at SFU).

The thing is, Warren Haas isn’t running.  This is good for me, because, even though I have been critical of him in the past, he is a quite capable humour editor.  I didn’t win running against him last time, and I probably wouldn’t win running against him this time.